What makes this great satire...

is that it is essentially a mad-lib: all the boilerplate is taken from actual administration press events. And if you think Mrs. Rumsfeld has it tough, how would you like to be the human equivalent of what Rummy has been visiting these last several years?

Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina: WASHINGTON, DC: Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her vagina, according to the Pentagon....