Tuesday, August 03, 2004

News for All Catholics and Recovering Catholics

Kos has the details: Bush and Rove are courting all Catholics. But don't be fooled by these silver-tongued (oops, I mean slitted-tongued) devils, unless abortion is the one and only issue you have feelings about.
1. Abortion - Catholics who love the Pope love Bush's stand
2. Death Penalty - Here it is the Pope vs. G "Death Row"WB
3. Iraq War - Again, we have complete disagreement
4. Peace Protesters and Preemption - The Pope must think GWB is on crack.
5. International Law - The Pope believes in this, GWB believes in GWB

Kos forgot to mention which one of the two believes most that they are THE direct conduit to God...