Must read Internets:
"9:27 Bush is grinding his teeth into stumps. Oh, fuck: 'That answer almost made me want to scowl.' . . . Uhm. Yeah. I think I could hear crickets. I mean, that joke bombed. Bombed like a bad war.
9:29 Oh, yes. The rumors on the 'internets.' The interweb. Whatever. You have to excuse him. . . he mainly just uses it for porn.
9:31 Hmmmm. . . back door draft . . .
9:33 Good thing that no one really knows who Charlie Gibson is, or Bush steamrolling over him like a grumpy elderly driver would probably get noticed.
9:37 Shorter Bush: 'Stop fucking with me! Stop it! Stop fucking with me!'"
And the winner...
10:28 Q: Name three times you've made a mistake. A: I WAS RIGHT TO GO TO WAR. AND THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION. FUCK YOU.
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10 years ago