Friday, March 11, 2005

librul media tries to rain on victory dance

We all know how much the librul media hates Amurica and will stop at nothing to place the selfless toil of those grunts stuck in Bush's splendid little war in the worst light. But who would have thought that they would stoop to actually broadcasting an interview with one of those helplessly unsophisticated heroes of the GWAT?

This ex-sergeant was obviously befuddled by a twirling object or the devious satanic lies of his interviewer. Plus, as is noted, he's not really Amurican, being descended from folks from the backwards middle east. Those are the only explanations that makes sense of this hateful lie:
13WHAM-TV ROCHESTER "A former U.S. Marine who participated in capturing ousted Iraqi President Saddam Hussein said the public version of his capture was fabricated.

Ex-Sgt. Nadim Abou Rabeh, of Lebanese descent, was quoted in the Saudi daily al-Medina Wednesday as saying Saddam was actually captured Friday, Dec. 12, 2003, and not the day after, as announced by the U.S. Army.

'I was among the 20-man unit, including eight of Arab descent, who searched for Saddam for three days in the area of Dour near Tikrit, and we found him in a modest home in a small village and not in a hole as announced,' Abou Rabeh said.

'We captured him after fierce resistance during which a Marine of Sudanese origin was killed,' he said.

He said Saddam himself fired at them with a gun from the window of a room on the second floor. Then they shouted at him in Arabic: 'You have to surrender. ... There is no point in resisting.'

'Later on, a military production team fabricated the film of Saddam's capture in a hole, which was in fact a deserted well,' Abou Rabeh said.

Abou Rabeh was interviewed in Lebanon."
As if Saddam would have the cojones to actually shoot back when shot at. Of course he wouldn't, he was shivering in his boots cause he knows our God -- who chose Bush to lead us -- is a real god, not just some idol like the so-called Allah. We know Saddam was living in a hole in the ground -- like a spider or some kind of creepy, dirt-loving Iraqistan insect -- we saw it on TV!! How stupid do librulz think we are?

Now what Bush should do is recapture the ex-SGT and help 'deprogram' him with some R&R with his ex-mates in Guantanamo, where he'd be safe from the spiteful rage of the librulz, the media, the courts, the Red Cross... and have time -- between his mandatory colonics and water-boarding games -- to reflect and 'remember' what really happened in Iraqia.

PS thanks to Atrios for once again inadvertantly helping expose the librul media hate speech project.