ACLU Suing Rumsfeld: "The ACLU is suing Donald Rumsfeld over the abuse of prisoners at Abu Ghraib. At first, this tactic struck us as heavy handed, the equivalent of going after the CEO of Mcdonald's because you got incorrect change for your Happy Meal. Then we realized that wasn't quite the right analogy: It'd be like going after the CEO of Mcdonald's because you got incorrect change for your Happy Meal in your ass. That might make you prone to do things like sue someone who did not directly supervise the dispensing of the change but probably should have found out about the whole 'we're going to give it to them in the ass' thing sooner."
4 years ago